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Anonymous asked: yo, he's a libertarian but he has nice hair and the sex is good

Come on now, you know you can’t be sexing libertarians.

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ashtonw asked: Today my mom said she doesn't like Obama because he "looks shifty."

Yo, word. She knows that Mitt Romney looks like a dude who would be very comfortable denying knowing what happened to Laura Palmer, right?

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Anonymous asked: One time, I was reading a book, and this guy asked me if I was Jewish, because he "went to school with the Jews" and he "knows how much they like the thick books."

Yo, you know when someone is impressed by the size of books, they’re probably about to say some incredibly stupid shit.

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Reinvented Game - Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock, Lizard
Venkman, geektyrant.com

Here’s a diagram for a reinvention of the classic game...

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Posts tagged knope2012

March 6, 2012

Leslie Knope, Donna, Andy and Jerry signed my #paleyfest program! #parksandrec #knope2012 (Taken with instagram)

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February 13, 2012

Parks and Rec is filming at #UCLA! Just saw Adam Scott and Paul Rudd! #nofilter #pawnee #knope2012 (Taken with Instagram at UCLA Freud Playhouse)

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